Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Cupcake Suicides


An alarming incident involving a bunch of melancholic cupcakes was witnessed on Sunday the 7th of March.

The baking heat may have caused rise to a possible case of Neurotic Depression (see definition below) in these cupcakes as their icing began to melt and hungry eyes took hold on their sugary goodness, thus resulting in a mass suicide... or was it murder!?

All that remained at the scene of the crime were their crumby petticoats. sigh.


Neurotic Depression is a common disease entity. The depression is usually not as severe as that which occurs in psychotic depression. The predominant manifestation may be sadness and a feeling of helplessness in the face of a difficult situation. These feelings may be related to objective difficulties at home or at work or to a health problem, but the patient is typically aware that his depressive response is not justified by the facts. Some degree of self-blame may be present, but the most important underlying feature, guilt is either not mentioned or not consciously acknowledged.
(Handbook of Psychiatry; P. Solomon, VD. Patch; Lange Medical Publications 1974; pg 227)

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